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 Post subject: Watch Out!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:59 am 
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My nose is bleeding, my willy is leaking, my back locked, I have an extremely irritating sweat rash, the sun is blazing down so I can't go out and now the nights are longer than the days.

The next person their says to me "What a lovely day!" is likely to feel the thick end of my walking stick.


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 Post subject: Re: Watch Out!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:17 pm 
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In that case. I will say nothing. Although the sun is shining, just a slight breeze. And the sea is blue. :sorry: :sorry: :sorry:


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 Post subject: Re: Watch Out!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:50 pm 
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How you just remind me of the guy on the next block. Your All About You, always thinking just yourself just like this guy, when I meet him It’s not How Are You?, It’s Or I feel I’ve got this, and that, blah, blah. It’s too cold, it’s too hot. I hope he shoots himself soon. Look on the bright side, sorry on the dark side. of life.

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 Post subject: Re: Watch Out!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:43 pm 
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'Ouch'.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:11 pm 
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That's not very nice Rocky.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:15 pm 
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I'm sure Laurie's rant was said with a touch of humour, which obviously bypassed you Rocky.

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 Post subject: Re: Watch Out!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:15 pm 
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Been out for the day.

Cool and overcast, twelve aspirin (not all at once!), chatted up by an attractive thirty something blonde, lunch out and lots of nice people offering help, so normal equilibrium has been retired!


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As I sat steeped in woe. Through the gloom, came a voice, which said. "Cheer up and be happy. Things could be a lot worse." So I cheered up and was happy. And sure enough Things became a lot worse. :wow: :wow:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:15 am 
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...Which reminds me of a song (and you probably know what it is)...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

P.S. It was funnier when I was younger. :smiles:

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